The people in California are really getting freaked out about this whole Swine Flu thing.  I just don't get it.  I mean, what's your beef?  It's not like y'all have a bunch of pigs runnin' around in your front yard. I haven't seen any livestock farms in my neighborhood lately, have you?

I think you need to take a cue from the folks in Myrtle Beach, SC and head on over to the Piggly Wiggly for some barbeque therapy.  And buy yourself one of these t-shirts while you're there. I'm wearin' mine in protest to all the crazy panic.  Gettin' lots of funny looks from the surfer dudes. 

The Other White Meat - who's with me?