The natural disasters out here are pretty wimpy. Sure we have our occassional earthquakes but I think they're fun. I mean I paid good money at the Myrtle Beach amusement park to ride a roller coaster, and out here they're free. Sure, occassionally the quakes cause your doors to get just a tad off kilter, so the locks don't fit the holes just right. And there is a need to use your chewed up Bubble Yum as adhesive under your finest Flintstone glassware, but I figure that is helping save the environment. That gum doesn't have to be recycled.
And it is a little bit disconcerting when you're watching a Dukes of Hazzard rerun and the walls start to shake. It's not really scary until you suddenly realize that you didn't buy that sensaround sound system for the trailer.
But I'm tellin' ya. You people in Texas, Florida and Louisianna have got to be gettin' sick of the hurricanes, floods, high winds and the like that keep making your homeland targets. I'm just letting y'all know, there are oceans that don't involve hurricanes and even though you might have to live in a tiny little one room shanty out here, it's a lot safer. But bring your own grits, fried okra, and hushpuppies - it's slim pickin's out here in that regard.