The people in California are really getting freaked out about this whole Swine Flu thing. I just don't get it. I mean, what's your beef? It's not like y'all have a bunch of pigs runnin' around in your front yard. I haven't seen any livestock farms in my neighborhood lately, have you?
I think you need to take a cue from the folks in Myrtle Beach, SC and head on over to the Piggly Wiggly for some barbeque therapy. And buy yourself one of these t-shirts while you're there. I'm wearin' mine in protest to all the crazy panic. Gettin' lots of funny looks from the surfer dudes.